Wednesday, June 24, 2009

An Open Letter to the Weather

Unemployment: Day in 124 Business Days;  Day 170 in Human Days

It's been 7 hours and 170 days...since they took my job away.

Dear Weather,

Please stop being such a douche bag.  It is entirely unbecoming of you.  Your mixed messages have lost their thrilling appeal.  All you do is take take take, with your self-absorbed, endless precipitation.  We are sick and tired of you making us all wet, and not even in the sexy way.


The Citizens of NYC  

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