Unemployment: Day in 124 Business Days; Day 170 in Human Days
It's been 7 hours and 170 days...since they took my job away.
Please stop being such a douche bag. It is entirely unbecoming of you. Your mixed messages have lost their thrilling appeal. All you do is take take take, with your self-absorbed, endless precipitation. We are sick and tired of you making us all wet, and not even in the sexy way.
The Citizens of NYC